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Spartan500

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school of SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Spartaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa

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If it is a rainy day in June, and two trains are about to colide. Who gets the last of the pie?

i do, and the rule says, "it's delicious, you must eat it" so i will.

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

Are there any unguided missiles?

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How is it possible to run out of space?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Where is Old Zealand?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Does killing time damage eternity?

What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

1. no, they are not.
2. yes, but it is a dependent variable.
3. it is possible, but it would not be a good idea.
4. If there is a cop there it is.
5. clear.
6. drawing dirt.
7. then the world would explode!
8. his mom.
9. you take the laser out of it, add a triger and a switch, and set it to low.
10. a very desprate man/ woman who needed food.
11. it would have to be a geniticly enhanced woodchuck.
12. there being no more existing space to place eisting things in the non exsixting place in the world.
13. because some one was stupid enugh to think that a blind person could read a screen, feeling sad for them they put the dots on them to make the blind people feel better, but epicly failed, because they were pissed off.
14. because ears can't stair at you.
15. Because the makers of barbie are trying to suck every single penny out of the children they "love and care about their happiness."
16. because the govt. was too retarded to know that we the people use comas.
17. we wouldn't, only those with no lives that actually read it would know.
18. because inflammable means it can catch fire, but flammable means it's gay.
19. depends if your Catholic or not.
20. 0
21. he never leaves work.
22. old zealand died.
23. yes, and it frightens me.
24. because nobody does business with any wrong numbers.
25. they use the power of steam to roll.
26. no, it is in the past and unlike some retards, time moves on.
27. because if we were ever to find out their plan to make the moon out of cheese... oops, i said too much!!
28. because you died, and to pass, you must live.
29. no, just the people that didn't love them enough to let the worms eath through the flesh.
30. no, just a dumb ass.

Is it true that Teh Dot 3 owns?

XD

no, i anally rape it. teh dot is a retarded little wanabe that wants to make it to the top by being so retarded.