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Spartan500

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school of SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Spartaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa

Joined on 2/9/09

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hahaha
everybody
clone spartan500
let's maeke 300 of 'em
get it
xD

lol YES!! it will be my person spartan army on NG!!!! WE R UNSTOPABLE!!!

I'll just advertise here then:
<a href="http://www.flasharmory.comli.com/forums/index.php">http://www.flasharmory.comli.com/foru ms/index.php</a>

NUUUUU!!!!! i'm not going to click that!!! DX

no thx cool banner though

thanks :3

If you ever hope to have an impersonator, you'll either need to have made a lot of good flash/audio, possibly get KoTP, or do whatever I did.

you did nothing. i don't need to make flashes because i'm so awesome, but i PLAN to make flashes. so shut up.

Madness?
...
THIS... IS... SPARTAAAA!!!!

I like you. But thats not quite random enough. You needed to say "Madnes? THIS IS SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!" *Fired mah lazar!!!!* Now thats random. nice try though :3

YOU WANT RANDOM? IT WILL COME IN A FEW SECONDS HERE HOLD ON.

~*Please stand by... Technical Difficulty's...

*Sighs* boring......

OK DENZ DIS IS FOR FUCKING GREAT JUSTICE. EVERYONE PREPARE TO BE FUCKING OWNED.

COMON! One day a pretzel was walking through the forest that was made by the giant toast lord, when a giant piece of butter jumped out of a tree and said 'WHOLEY OMFG IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZ0RRRR!!!!!!!!' But den the pretzel was all like "ITS OVAR 9000!!!!!!!!!" And teh butter melted and the pretzel threw a lobster on it. Later that day the same pretzel walked into a giant BILL GATES MONSTERRRR!!! Dey fought for teh justice of teh interwebz and a village in china got owned by the halo kid. But den the pretzel threw a VIRUS at BILL GATES adn he was all like nOoooooOoOooOo And den he EXPLODED!! KAPLOWAWOW!! THe pretzel was all happy for a while UNTILL!!!!!! He was kicked in the ballz by a PIZZA!!!!! Then the pretzal was all like " THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!" And den the whole planet exploded and stuff happened.

T3H 3nD OMFG THAT WAS SO 1337 D:<

my good sir, you may be the first Spartan500 clone! your new acount shall be Spartan501! Congradulations! ((BTW other people can still become clone of me. But only 98 more. KEEP FIGHTING FOR UR RIGHT 2 B AWSUM!!!!!!!))

hahaha
your clones shall rule over the world
with your spartan power
which is
eating muffins
yey
:3

We will be an unstoppable force!!! I need to make or ask a sig maker if he can make me a army post for joining the Spartan500 army. there are 299 openings. Sparta wants you to be a spartan! Join wile you have the glory of being part of the Spartan500 army of 300!

no thank you. :)

ur welcome :D

u like penis dont u

no, i love tits and pussy, we Spartans aren't fags! GET IT RIGHT!!!

I think this joke went to far, lol.

nu it has not! want to join? XD

Questions:
I'll answer every question enyone asks

that will be my next post, i swear. :)

Random question TIEM (not so random) what are the 15 rules (or more) of the interwebs? lol

btw spartans will soon conquer the world!

There are 46 rules of the inter net. i don't know all of them. but i know 4. Only three of them are real rules.
Rule one: don't talk about /b/
Rule two: don't talk about /b/!!!
Rule fifteen: NO CAPS!!!!!!!11!!1!
Rule thirty six: if it exsits, there is porn of it. if there isn't, there soon will be.

BTW: HELL YES!!!!!

me no good clone?

you a good clone, but you have not tried out yet :) SO TRY OUT!!

I actually have an impersonator, his name is Chdong. I don't know what dongfag made it though.

lol i'm sure it was you.

And you confused rule 34 with rule 36.

i suppose i did. thank you for that. i need to study my rules more often lol

Find some closet homosexuals. PERFECT MATCHES.

as i said to tyler-1094 : no, i love tits and pussy, we Spartans aren't fags! GET IT RIGHT!!!

Good Spartan. In reading your comment i see some gross misconsaptions of what you read. if you had in fact read it with even have a brain cell working you would relize it made almost no since and was a joke. Forgive me if you where drunk or have a mental dissability but i had to inform you to make sure that your metallica ass partner didnt get mad at you.

TLDR and no, i'm only kinda joking. Does not mean i don't and a army of 300 on newgrouds of some what clones of me. cuz then NG would be so much better, rave parties, pies and muffins. I don't blame you for thinking i was on drugs or alcohol, but i'm only 15. I hate smoking and doing drugs, and i'd rather not have beer, but i prefer candy. :D I bid you good day sir.

can you clone me pie??
im hungry and i dnt have pie...

oh and mail order asian hooker that says " me so horny" =3

NO PIE 4 U! NEXT!!

oh and here is a big glass of EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh
let's find one
hehe

what are we talking about??

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